My new career plan.

Inspired by recent events in my personal life, I've decided that a backup plan (in case this PhD thing doesn't work out) will be to design greeting cards. Here are some ideas for invitations to a divorce party:

1. We don't love each other anymore, but we still love you! Come celebrate our divorce!
2. Our marriage is trashed, so come get trashed with us!
3. Come celebrate our divorce by drinking some liquor that was aged longer than our marriage lasted!

Genius, right?